Sheboozled 

When a straight man, spends an entire night picking up an extremely sexy girl, and takes her home under the impression he's about to get incredibly lucky, starts fooling with her, goes down her pants only to find a massive cock.

Usually observed by a bystander, who laughs hysterically knowing the girl's shemale identity.

Jer: So what happened with that girl last night?

Dayo: Man, i brought her home, and found she had a fucking cock bigger than mine.

Jer: (Laughs) I know man, I Sheboozled you, pay back's a bitch fagget.

Sheboozled by JROC444 November 26, 2010

shaboozle 

This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.

Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!

You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*

shaboozle by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019

Shmoozled 

pretty drunk, but not all the way there yet

Dude last night, I got shmoozled

Shmoozled by bmuss June 10, 2017

Shamboozled 

Getting both really drunk and really high, simultaneously.

"I was so drunk and high, that I made up the word shamboozled."
"After the bar we were wasted, then we went back home and smoked a joint and got completely shamboozled."

Shamboozled by DB, Beej August 4, 2008

shenoozled 

a situation where someone gets bamboozled into some shenanagans.

getting hustled by someone who looks to be half as smart as you

when shit officially hits the fan for you

person 1- yo i just lost 100 dollars playin three card monty
person 2-damn brosef!!! sounds like u got shenoozled...u wanna hit this blunt.

shenoozled by brosef milosevich July 2, 2009

Samboozled

When you set up a hangout with someone and they flake or bail with or without any notice.

Guy 1:You get to hangout with her today?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Samboozled.

Guy 1: Shit, son.

Samboozled by KimJongIllah February 7, 2014

Shagoozled 

One feels goosed up and ready to hash sling some slashers.

"Quite an enchanting evening to be feasting on our exquisite supper eh? Pass one the Gin n Tea eh?"
"Certainty Zumbo, I must warn that I am feeling quite shagoozled!

Shagoozled by Jack Mr Rabbit May 4, 2020