Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?

sheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

Related Words

Sheasexual • Shease • Fluff Sheasel • stease • Sheaden • Sheash • sheater • Shelsea • smease • sneasel

Shenseea

Reggae singer who went viral with her hit song "Loodi," which received over one million hits on YouTube within the first week of its release. She has amassed more than 120,000 subscribers as well as 32 million views and growing.
She first broke out into the music industry in September 2016 with her hit "Jiggle Jiggle.
She is originally born and raised in Jamaica. She has a son.
Her hit song "Lodi" features rapper Vybz Kartel.

John: You ah who dat?
Princess: Ah Shenseea!!

Shenseea by the world is ours January 12, 2018

Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

Chodie Shearer by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021

shelsea

Shelsea is a beautiful girl with an amazing body to die for.She usually has wavy or curly hair and is mixed. She is nice but can be sassy. She has a great personality that all the boys want her. She usually is successful and popular.Everyone wants to be her.

Guy: god I want that Shelsea to be with me

2nd Guy : everyone wants her

shelsea by xD dh November 12, 2018

Stease

One's personal touch, funk or flavor. Combination of style and ease. That which comes naturally and sets one apart from all the suckas of the word.

The DJ put his Stease all up in the remix.

Stease by K. Washington July 25, 2016

Sheisenburgenmcflergenpants

Sheisenburgenmcflergenpants is a word used to describe anger or frustration and in some cases stupidity.

Pronounced : Shץ-Sen-Burg-ɛռ-Mc-Flergenpants

, mom:''HAVE YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK??''
me:''SHEISENBURGENMCFLERGENPANTS

Sheisenburgenmcflergenpants by ANONYMOUS_AJ2 June 28, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026