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schnail! 

When someone goes to pound their fist against yours, you move to the side and make a peace sign, and if you look at both hands together, you've made a SCHNAIL! You must yell "SCHNAIL!" when this occurs.

Yours is the head of the snail and the other person is the shell. Therefore: snail + shell = SCHNAIL!
He went to give some love, but instead he got schnailed. SCHNAIL!
schnail! by lilchef May 21, 2011
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The holy king of the snails also known as Quay Devoll
Oh Shit!! here comes the Schnail!!
Schnail by Rusty Anus October 31, 2003
Sneaky, sly, secretive, a person who looks like butter wouldn't melt in his/her mouth, somebody who is constantly up to no good but never gets caught.
Where were you last night you schnaily fucker???
Schnaily by Kol March 23, 2004

Shnailing 

“Where is Chris?”
“He’s shnailing with his new girl.”
Shnailing by Snailloved101 November 6, 2022

shenailed 

The act of intercourse wherein a male-to-female transgendered "woman" anally or vaginally penetrates "her" partner.
Friend 1: "Hey, so that hooker you hired for my birthday yesterday wasn't really a woman...."
Friend 2: "What? You serious? That chick was smokin' hot!"
Friend 1: "Ya, that's why I let her stay and I fucked her. Who knew tranny was that good?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you must have been drunk."
Friend 1: "Very, that why she shenailed me."
Friend 2: "I bet that hurt...."
shenailed by GorgeousMoe December 21, 2008

Shnailbag 

Bag filled with a shnail or shnails or an out and out idiot.
Guy 1: "Ah you shnailbag"!
Guy 2 " Sorry , i thought the cat was fireproof"!
Shnailbag by rooskine July 7, 2010
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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