Shawtison 

When a shawty reminds you of Thomas Eddison

"Ayo check out shawtison over there!"

Shawtison by J0kerFPS October 24, 2020

shanticina/shantisina 

At Rainbow Gatherings, when someone yells this, everyone comes running to help them! I saw it in action & the Rainbow Family even has attorneys!

When I heard shanticina/shantisina I went running to help this guy who'd been handcuffed. Everybody responded to the call for help. Someone sawed the handcuffs off the guy & people circled around him & got him away from the 6~up! (cops)

shanticina/shantisina by Starchylde June 21, 2016

shaqtionary 

The shaqtionary is the book that will be used to document all of the words that Shaquille O'Neal manages to create during his scrabble games.

Shaq - "T-I-C. Shaqtastic. 29 points."
Stu - "Uh, how did you get so many Q's?"
Shaq - "Don't worry about it. My turn again. S, what do you know. Shaqtus."
Stu - "I guess we'll just have to add those to the shaqtionary."

shaqtionary by kennypowers February 16, 2009

Shwatsonlock 

Noun.
A portmanteau for the slash or yaoi pairing between Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, from the original Sherlock Holmes books written by Sir. Arthur Conan Doyle.
Sherlock + Watson = Shwatsonlock

It can be argued whether Shwatsonlock is canon or merely fandom, but for this particular definition, I will simply describe it as fandom.

Usually, the term is used to describe a genre/pairing of Fanfiction stories, or Doujinshi.

There are a variety of different series/versions of movies and television shows made of Sherlock Holmes. So, while Shwatsonlock may define the general fandom romantic/sexual relationship between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the interpretation of these characters in fan works will vary from one series/version to another.

For example,
The Robert Downey Jr. interpretation of Sherlock Holmes is VERY different from that of the Jeremy Brett interpretation of Sherlock Holmes.

As such, when reading a Shwatsonlock story/comic, make sure to become aware of the version that the particular story/comic is based off of. Sometimes it makes a difference, sometimes it doesn't. But that is simply a small mindful note that I personally deem important.

I LOVE that scene where they're talking about boyfriends and girlfriends. That was TOTALLY proof of Shwatsonlock!

Shwatsonlock by Chikan666 March 13, 2011

shartisan

one with incredible fecal sensitivity and the true skill to discern mud from air when evacuating their bowels

I thought for sure Jeremy was gonna shit himself after all that beer and Taco Bell, but he's a true shartisan who kept it under control.

shartisan by The Devil's Right Hand July 17, 2010

Shantisocial 

Being socially outcasted, either by choice or force, due to the wearing of "shants"

Example 1:
-"Hey, did you invite Olivia to the movies with us?"
-"No way, I'm afraid of what she'll wear. She's too shantisocial to be seen with me in public.."

Example 2:
-"Yo! Check out the floods Liz is wearing! Is she TRYING to shun herself?!"
-"Yeah, it's her latest fashion disastor. It makes her sooo shantisocial, I think she does it on purpose."

Shantisocial by AirInMyCloud March 10, 2010

Shartisinal 

A shart that is of the finest quality - both humiliating and possessing a genius reserved for the luckiest and most skilled practitioners.

OMG!! That was shartisinal!!! Both sides of the yoga pants in a pattern that looks a butterfly - hold on, let me get a pic...

Shartisinal by Covidblues April 18, 2020