shawtism

When someone who is totally non-qualified in any particular field swears they are more knowledgeable than any expert in their particular field of expertise

John Doe honestly has shawtism. Even though he’s a doctor he spent all day telling the Builders how to do their job.
He is shawtistic I think

by Firewalltickler January 31, 2023

shawtism

When someone who has no expertise in a particular field believes that they know more than professionals and experts in that field

He really does have shawtism. Even though he’s not a builder he spent all day today telling the Builders how to do their job.
I think he has shawtism

by Firewalltickler January 31, 2023

Shawtison

When a shawty reminds you of Thomas Eddison

"Ayo check out shawtison over there!"

by J0kerFPS October 24, 2020

Shaftism

In reference to the stylistic flairs of Akiyuki Shinbo and animation studio Shaft. Examples include abstract imagery, minimalistic artwork, live-action splicing, eclectic editing, head-tilts, fixation on character's eyes, vibrant and dynamic color palettes, stained glass, visual absurdism, etc.

Inexplicable head-tilts are my favorite Shaftism.

by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy April 3, 2020

Shawnism

The believe in Shawns; they have the power of seduction, anything sexual. The cult is also well know for being Big Pervs (shawns). Shawns are well known for writing shawn's name on objects of such tables, chairs, etc and drawing penises as well. Also they love to say and do anything disgusting. For example: " Imagine my cock going through your ass out ur mouth while my friend cums/ shits all over your face". Shawns also have a secret book like a bible; this "Bible" has many names but is ,mostly called "The Shawn Bible".

This cult is well known and has benefits
-makes you more Self confident
-you learn to be a pick up artist
-your more appealing and meet other shawns

Some bad things about this cult
-you may become annoying over time depending on the jokes you say
-People won't take you seriously (if you over do your pervertness

Dude 1: " Ohhh what are u drawing on the table?
Dude 2: "my Cock"

Dude 1: "ohh eww are you in shawnism?"
Dude 2: "Yeah its pretty sweet!"

by Shawnism! April 9, 2011

Shawtyism

-Noun
A shawtyism is any word that has the "or" replaced with an "aw". It is derived from the word "shorty" now used as "shawty" amongst many rappers.

The word shawty spawned shawtyisms.

Examples of shawtyisms.

My homewark is so bawing.

by Pat B is Cool October 6, 2007

Shawtis

(Shah-Tiss)

1) Like shawty. May be used with your friends or in a more casual way than the more popular spelling shawty.

2) A shawty you ain't fucking with no more

Friend 1: Heyy shawtis
Friend 2: Hey man.

Ayy, fuck that shawtis Diane.

by PieNetwork August 29, 2022