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Shawtycon 

Showing strong preference for shawty. When shawty's like a melody in your head that you can't get out, and it has you singing like 'na na na na' every day, like your iPod is stuck on replay.
Bro 2: You know bro 1? He's a total shawtycon.
Bro 3: What's that?
Bro 1: When shawty's like a melody in your head that you can't get out, and it has you singing like 'na na na na' every day, like your iPod is stuck on replay.
Shawtycon by Shemiry June 24, 2024
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Shawtycon 

Showing a strong preference for shawty. When shawty's like a melody in your head that you can't get out, and it has you singing like 'na na na na' every day, like your iPod is stuck on replay.
Bro 2: Bro 3, you know bro 1? He's a total shawtycon.
Bro 3: Shawtycon? What's that?
Bro 1: It's when shawty's like a melody in your head that you can't get out, and it has you singing like 'na na na na' every day, like your iPod is stuck on replay.
Shawtycon by Shemiry June 24, 2024

Shawtison 

When a shawty reminds you of Thomas Eddison
"Ayo check out shawtison over there!"
Shawtison by J0kerFPS October 24, 2020

Miss Shawtyboobhawty 

A girl with them big tits

Humongous boobz
Damn she has big boobz she is Miss Shawtyboobhawty

Shartcon 

A simple warning system named in homage to the Defense Readiness Condition aka defcon. Shartcon is also present at 5 levels, whereas shartcon level 5 would mean only a slight chance of a possible shart. Shartcon level 1 would entail that one is in eminent danger of sharting shortly, and should proceed to the nearest bathroom just in case. It is an early warning system aimed at helping normal citizens avoid shitting the pants.
Dude, I drank alot of jager last night and just grubbed some taco bell...I'm operating at a shartcon level 2. Better pull over, just in case--this fart feels dangerous.
Shartcon by KyleTheMan621 June 7, 2007

shawtycosplays 

the swaggiest of all cosplayers on the platform of TikTok.
hey homie are you following shawtycosplays ?

Shawtybonker 

a player who pulls shawties

shawtybonked (past tense)
a shawty who has been played by the shawtybonker
Mott is a shawtybonker. Gianna has been shawtybonked.
Shawtybonker by shawty_ashley January 31, 2022