Shatterass

When someone takes a dump and it blows all over the walls and in some cases, the ceiling.

Rachael: what happened in the bathroom?

Rick: she couldn't make it in time and she shatterass everywhere.

Rachael: gross!

by Beffiemarie February 9, 2015

Splatterass

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.

Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..

by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011

shattress

a dirty, shit on, old mattress

We found a shattress behind the motel.

by nrs March 11, 2005

Shitterass

A wierd word that was made up by the Mast family...

Mostly describes a brat, or a monster, that is COMPLETELLY annoying/stupid, or Even overrated(See my Halo deffinition).

Those little Shitterasses broke my damned lamp last week runnin round my house like a fucking Shitterass!

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. April 29, 2005

Smarterass

an individual who cleverly uses sarcasm with his superior intellect as a means of answering your stupid question

Johnathan is such a smartass, he has taken it to a new level, he is a smarterass.

by John the Smarterass April 11, 2012

shatterfast

A morning meal so large or otherwise extraordinary, it doesn't merely break your fast, it fucking shatters it.

I meant to eat a small breakfast, but by the fifth donut I realized I was having shatterfast instead.

by Dr. Jones-Smith-Jimmy September 28, 2011

Shattress Bandle

Noun:
A very short female specimen.

The female version of the popular Ghanaian Short man devil himself. Shatta Bandle.

The usher took the shattressBandle lady to children’s church.

She was short of words too.

Shattress Bandle means, Short, very short. Escaped dwarf.

by @mykelstarzy November 2, 2019