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Shatterbate 

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"
Shatterbate by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

Shatterass 

When someone takes a dump and it blows all over the walls and in some cases, the ceiling.
Rachael: what happened in the bathroom?

Rick: she couldn't make it in time and she shatterass everywhere.

Rachael: gross!
Shatterass by Beffiemarie February 9, 2015

shatterfast

A morning meal so large or otherwise extraordinary, it doesn't merely break your fast, it fucking shatters it.
I meant to eat a small breakfast, but by the fifth donut I realized I was having shatterfast instead.
shatterfast by Dr. Jones-Smith-Jimmy September 28, 2011

shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.
"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"
shattergasted by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

Shattergasted

(This is an additional definition to a preexisting word on urban dictionary)

The shattered feeling of embarrassment when you dont know how to respond to an all-too-accurate bantering or pejorative about your own nature.
Me: "Wait, are you saying what I said was dumb or what I was talking about was dumb"
Friend: "Both"
Me: "I'm absolutely shattergasted🤯😭"
Shattergasted by Pryzmus January 31, 2020

Shatterbattermatter

someone flattering you i guess…?
shatterbattermatters : multiple charming people
Lisa : Oh my gosh! I can’t believe that John is great at shatterbattermattering!