Splatterass

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.

Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..

Splatterass by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011

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bondsville splatters

When a woman goes into a public bathroom pulls down her pants and explodes feces all over the stall while plugging the toilet bowl with toilet tissue and escaping before anyone knows her identity.

''Hey! Someone just covered the first stall with the Bondsville Splatters!!'

bondsville splatters by Uncle stanz October 25, 2019

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green apple splatters

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.

"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."

green apple splatters by cpoc December 9, 2003

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Brown Apple Splatters

Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.

Lets hurry this up, I have the brown apple splatters and need to get home.

Brown Apple Splatters by Luxotek January 19, 2015