shatterfast

A morning meal so large or otherwise extraordinary, it doesn't merely break your fast, it fucking shatters it.

I meant to eat a small breakfast, but by the fifth donut I realized I was having shatterfast instead.

shatterfast by Dr. Jones-Smith-Jimmy September 28, 2011

Shatterbate 

(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"

Shatterbate by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

Shatterass 

When someone takes a dump and it blows all over the walls and in some cases, the ceiling.

Rachael: what happened in the bathroom?

Rick: she couldn't make it in time and she shatterass everywhere.

Rachael: gross!

Shatterass by Beffiemarie February 9, 2015

shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

shattergasted by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

Shattergasted

(This is an additional definition to a preexisting word on urban dictionary)

The shattered feeling of embarrassment when you dont know how to respond to an all-too-accurate bantering or pejorative about your own nature.

Me: "Wait, are you saying what I said was dumb or what I was talking about was dumb"
Friend: "Both"
Me: "I'm absolutely shattergasted🤯😭"

Shattergasted by Pryzmus January 31, 2020

shattervast 

garbage

person 1: hey i just finished all the synapse x steps, what are some scripts you recommend i try out?
person 2: whatever you do just dont use shattervast, no one has spoken about it or even mentions it anymore. use infinte yield or reviz admin, they're both pretty nice if you are looking for admin scrips.
person 1: thanks man!

shattervast by Botlcape October 3, 2020

Slatterfest 

A celebratory gathering of friends in honour of Slatterfey. Traditionally held on/near December 13. A great feast is prepared and guests are invited to indulge in complementary greenery and giggle juice throughout the evening.

The first Slatterfest was a great success, nobody could believe the food was edible, let alone tasty!

Slatterfest by ameliaw December 28, 2018