shassie

A ship from the USA show Psych. Relationship between Shawn Spencer and Detective Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter.

I didn't ship Shassie at first, but after watching Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing, I'm starting to.

shassie by chopwood December 22, 2013

SHASSED

The ultimate level of being ASSED. This just means your level of intoxication is indescribable. The only way you can describe it is by saying that you're SHASSED. Its actually considered a higher level of intoxication than the legendary and respected "Tucker Max Drunk" and ASSED combined. Not many people can get SHASSED and come out of it fully alive and functional the next day. There really is no cumparison. Ill leave it at that.

The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. It came after the word ASSED was created, when one of the students used simple math and a little bravado to come up with the equation
SHITTED+ASSED=SHASSED. After a couple of sessions of Rumplestiltskinning (check definition by deggerkegger), the word SHASSED was officially created.
The word spread like an STI to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.

"WARNING: DO NOT GET SHASSED AND GO OUT IN THE SNOWY WOODS ALONE AT NIGHT. IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS" <--of course, this definition has no meaning to someone who's SHASSED and they probably would do it anyway

"Hey bro, how SHASSED did that guy get when he got slapped in "How Can She Slap?""
"DUDE, HE WAS SHASSED OUT THE ASS!"

"Hey brohaminskeeter, is Reh Dogg SHASSED wen he makes his videos?"
"DUDE, HE IS ABSOLUTELY SHASSED IN THE TIT!"

"I JUST RUMPLESTILTSKINNED A 30 RACK OF KEYSTELOPE BY MYSELF AND NOW IM SHASSED!"

SHASSED by SASsed January 18, 2010

stassie 

1. Cupcake slut.
2. Drunken teacher.

e.g. that bumbling stassie just face planted in the school cafeteria.

stassie by bitches be laughin' January 10, 2014

shaussie 

n. An actractive young woman who tends to get black-out drunk and often parties too hard.

The shaussie slipped on spilt beer on the bar floor after taking another Bacardi Razz shot.

shaussie by Hutt December 17, 2008

sassie lassie 

Cool and hot chick, very feminine young girl or a woman.

Tedy is sassie lassie. She is hot man...

sassie lassie by Val665 December 4, 2010

Shassted

To get Shassted aka fucked up similar to that of making yourself look like one or any combination of an ass, cunt, or shat; similar to that of being a dick or douchebag via liquor and/ or alcohol and occasionally meth

Dude I got so Shassted last night

Shassted by Marcelous Wallace June 22, 2011

Shamsie 

A cat lady.

Your grandmother is turning into a Shamsie!!

Shamsie by DMV what what!! October 22, 2010