Shartster 

1. Like a hipster, but smellier...
2. Someone who takes as much pride in shitting themselves publicly as most hipsters do of their unique and ironic music collections.
3. See also: douchebag

hipster, shart, shartster

Shartster by potatoesoriley September 19, 2011

Shanaster 

Someone who engages in shanastery, tomfoolery, bullshit, or shady dealings

Mike Oxbig, puts Vaseline on his driver, he’s a Shanaster.

Shanaster by MRLING January 22, 2022

shagster 

one of them crazy white kids with shaggy hair that looks nasty as hell and curls at the ends

"that white boy is a shagster killin dat nasty hair"

shagster by DQ August 23, 2004

Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.

"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."

Shartchery by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011

Shatsturbation 

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.

After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.

Shatsturbation by prosperoust February 4, 2009

sharterror 

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.

Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."

sharterror by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009