Shartster

1. Like a hipster, but smellier...
2. Someone who takes as much pride in shitting themselves publicly as most hipsters do of their unique and ironic music collections.
3. See also: douchebag
by potatoesoriley September 19, 2011
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Clitsome

1. a term of encouragement, used by a group of guys to encourage their friend to go hit on the girl across the bar.

2. The female version of handsome.
1. "Yeah man, go clit-some!"
2. "She's more than cute, she's clitsome"
by potatoesoriley December 14, 2011
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democratic erection

1. The result of being a little too fond of politics...
2. An erection created by the people, for the people
3. Any prick who argues politics and tries to recruit people to join the party
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by potatoesoriley October 20, 2011
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Smug of hipsters

1. The scientific term for a group of hipsters.
2. See also: pride of lions, gaggle of geese, murder of crows
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by potatoesoriley November 12, 2011
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Sag meat

Noun: A woman's bits that have succumbed to gravity, old age, or too many cowgirl rides.
sag meat, vagina, cunt, koos, beef curtains, labia

An example of proper usage: "Hey, Doc. Come check out my sag meat".
by potatoesoriley January 26, 2012
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