Shartquake

When your laying on your bed watching youtube and then you hear a small clap, and then you start to hear a fizzing and then you realize, OF F#$× I JUST POOPED MYSELF. and it starts to run down your leg and it gets all slimy and gooey and then you have to take a shower but then you realize you have friends over. And then you have to think... the slimy disgusting feces are all over my covers...but my friends are outside my door, and you think of what pants you want to ruin when putting on new pants. And you run to the shower very quickly. And poopoo drops from your ass when your running to the shower.

Johnny: I cant wait to watch the new pewdiepie video
Pewdiepie:HEY GUYS its me. Subscribe
Johnny: what is that sound?
Johnny: *ass cheeks start to clap*
Johnny: *Gooey sticky shart slides down johnnys legs and butt cheeks*
Johhny: OOOPSIEEE i made a stink
**johnny is a fictional character who makes shartquake**

by Big horse donkeys64 November 30, 2019

shitquake

A series of massively shitty events where everybody involved has their world rocked to the very core by the shear shittiness. A shitstorm so large, so shitty, that the very ground beneath the shitees begins to shake with shittiness.

Mr Lahey - "Do ya know what happens when 2 shitplates come together, under extreme pressure Bubbles? ...Shitquake..."

by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006

Shankquake

When someone has fallen to the ground, often shoved, a group of 2 or more will begin to stab repeatedly.

"Your honor, the man died, he was caught in a Shankquake"

by EShanks January 23, 2009

Shartuke

When one accidentally sharts and pukes simultaneously

I ate a Taco Bell burrito and shartuked all over the floor

by PedroAstacio January 7, 2012

ShartQueefSha

A black hooker that is in almost every way disgusting. She's probably old, has sag marks and is basically made out of plastic. She as her name recommends will probably queef or maybe even shit on you. You never really know with a ShartQueefSha

Person 1: "Dude! That hooker just shit on me!
Person 2:"Total ShartQueefSha man...."

by Sexual Tryceratops April 7, 2015

shartqueef

A pussy fart so strong it litterally makes you shit your pants aswell

I fucked that girl so hard. That she shartqueefed afterwards

by Sneekyninja1979 July 19, 2019

strawberry shartcake

Blood fart. To shit ones undies and bleed from the anus. Helpful to have white briefs involved for full color spectrum.

I made my sweetie a strawberry shartcake and she came back for seconds.

by zachari15 July 10, 2014