A black hooker that is in almost every way disgusting. She's probably old, has sag marks and is basically made out of plastic. She as her name recommends will probably queef or maybe even shit on you. You never really know with a ShartQueefSha
Person 1: "Dude! That hooker just shit on me!
Person 2:"Total ShartQueefSha man...."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.