Shartuke 

When one accidentally sharts and pukes simultaneously

I ate a Taco Bell burrito and shartuked all over the floor

Shartuke by PedroAstacio January 7, 2012

shartulence 

Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).

All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.

shartulence by JeffroMidas September 7, 2013

Shartused 

When one of your Facebook friends sharts on your awesome status post, therefore making the status not awesome.

I just had the best FB status until my friend shartused me and made my status look retarded.

Shartused by coop4ku September 14, 2010

sharukesh 

very mean and always eating donuts on his chair
they are mostly very thicc
and always take everything from you
they are the worst friends and are bad in relationships

thicc sharukesh relationship friends worst

sharukesh by steve warner November 23, 2021

shartuse 

You that anti-fly; Player Hater

Man you looking like a damn Shartuse.

shartuse by Riff Raff Connsultant March 15, 2015

sharyuken 

A word shouted when one shoots a fiery red or icy blue ball of awesomeness.

Preparing for an attack, he yelled "Sharyuken!"

sharyuken by Sinister EX January 13, 2004

Shartoke

Hitting a big bowl of weed whilst taking a massive dump

Man I hit the biggest shartoke last night

Shartoke by MooseMissile May 4, 2022