shartcake 

A collection of sharts made into a pastry

Baker: "Would you like some shortberry shartcake?"
Me:"Of course! I love shartcake, especially shortberry!"

shartcake by Poonanny February 3, 2018

strawberry shartcake 

Blood fart. To shit ones undies and bleed from the anus. Helpful to have white briefs involved for full color spectrum.

I made my sweetie a strawberry shartcake and she came back for seconds.

strawberry shartcake by zachari15 July 10, 2014

shartmare 

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream

"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"

shartmare by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

Shartface 

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions

Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."

Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010

Shortcake 

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰

"Hanya is such a shortcake."

Shortcake by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

shartcast

A rapid, contiguous succession of shitfarts. ie: a persistent stream of sharts.

After drinking tequila all night with the company whores, Johnny began his shartcast of last night's buffalo wings.

shartcast by chrisnegu October 23, 2006

sheetcake 

Verb To confidently ignore your problems under the false pretense that they will simply go away on their own.

Yeah, that Klan rally is coming through town tomorrow, but if we all just sheetcake this, we'll be fine.

sheetcake by ATX0 August 18, 2017