shartcake
Baker: "Would you like some shortberry shartcake?"
Me:"Of course! I love shartcake, especially shortberry!"
Me:"Of course! I love shartcake, especially shortberry!"
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strawberry shartcake
Blood fart. To shit ones undies and bleed from the anus. Helpful to have white briefs involved for full color spectrum.
strawberry shartcake by zachari15 July 10, 2014
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shartmare
1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.
2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream
2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream
Shartface
n. shart-fays
Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*
A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
*Only to be used in special occasions
Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*
A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
*Only to be used in special occasions
Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010
shartcast
After drinking tequila all night with the company whores, Johnny began his shartcast of last night's buffalo wings.
sheetcake
Verb To confidently ignore your problems under the false pretense that they will simply go away on their own.