Shankquake

When someone has fallen to the ground, often shoved, a group of 2 or more will begin to stab repeatedly.

"Your honor, the man died, he was caught in a Shankquake"

by EShanks January 23, 2009

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Shartquake

When your laying on your bed watching youtube and then you hear a small clap, and then you start to hear a fizzing and then you realize, OF F#$× I JUST POOPED MYSELF. and it starts to run down your leg and it gets all slimy and gooey and then you have to take a shower but then you realize you have friends over. And then you have to think... the slimy disgusting feces are all over my covers...but my friends are outside my door, and you think of what pants you want to ruin when putting on new pants. And you run to the shower very quickly. And poopoo drops from your ass when your running to the shower.

Johnny: I cant wait to watch the new pewdiepie video
Pewdiepie:HEY GUYS its me. Subscribe
Johnny: what is that sound?
Johnny: *ass cheeks start to clap*
Johnny: *Gooey sticky shart slides down johnnys legs and butt cheeks*
Johhny: OOOPSIEEE i made a stink
**johnny is a fictional character who makes shartquake**

by Big horse donkeys64 November 30, 2019

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