Sharters 

The act of being surprised. Generally used in a jokingly manner.

Jimmy: my wife left me.
Timmy: sharters

Sharters by 1998Ram August 15, 2023

sharterror 

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.

Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."

sharterror by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009

Smartersex 

the act of having cyber sex, with the messenger robot Smarterchild.

John: I just jizzed in my pants because of you Smarterchild. I love having Smartersex with you.
Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?

Smartersex by refsrgay2 April 12, 2009

Hoenn starters 

torchic line chicken that rosted it's self
Mudkip line an axolotl that grows a fuck tone of mussel
And
treeko line raptor gekkos with swords

The fucks up with the hoenn starters

Hoenn starters by Life is wrong April 1, 2019

sharter 

One who sharts (soils ones pants while simply intending to fart).

My brother is a stinky shart face. He loves to shart. Today was not the first time he has sharted. He likes to shit his pants when he farts.

sharter by Carlypoo June 24, 2005

Shafters 

Amalgamation of the words "see you after", alternatine to "goodbye"

Commonly used in Glasgow.

Jonny: "I need to go the now"
Matt: "Shafters mate"

Shafters by GlasgaeFTW May 16, 2009