Shart Burn

Shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.

I think one of the 15 pints I had last night must have come in a dirty glass. I've been pissing out of my arse all day and have terrible shart burn. I've had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.

by dogegg March 29, 2012

Shaft Burn

The first degree burn on the shaft of your penis from excessive masturbating.

Dude i got a serious Shaft Burn i couldn't stop masturbating last night.

by E-jack December 5, 2010

Indian Shaft Burn

When she rubs it back and forth so hard it turns red and the skin starts peeling.

“She gave me an Indian shaft burn last week, and I still can’t walk straight!”

by Swithy August 21, 2023

Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.

"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"

by Kume39 November 13, 2015

shartburn

a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. A lethal and humiliating combination.

"Dude, gotta go, I just sharted.... Holy fuck, it's shartburn!!!"

by Chiefnutz October 17, 2005

start something burning

The misspelling of "Start burning something" by a 6th grade teacher.

He start something burning the candle.

D. start something burning

by explosivemanwritesquotes May 6, 2021

shartburn

what happens after a shart

loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes

by Alpino December 15, 2008