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shartburn 

a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. A lethal and humiliating combination.
"Dude, gotta go, I just sharted.... Holy fuck, it's shartburn!!!"
shartburn by Chiefnutz October 17, 2005
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shartburn 

what happens after a shart
loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes
shartburn by Alpino December 15, 2008

sharturp 

The rare combination of sharting and burping simultaneously, leaving few orifices unoccupied by vile expulsion.
I'm feeling really gassy. Oh, no... it may be worse than just a fart or burp. I think I'm gonna sharturp! Stand clear!

Shartbread 

Mmm look at my chocolate shortbread
Shortbread? Tf u mean?😐 thats shartbread!

Shartburn 

a form of shart felt as a burning sensation in the ass, caused by acid secretion into the anus.
Oh man; I had the worst shartburn today.
Shartburn by the_johnsmith May 29, 2011

Shartbarf 

The action of uncontrollably 'sharting' in Austria / any other German speaking country.
Girl: I ate so much schnitzel last night that I sharted everywhere
Guy: Oh my God you must have seriously browned up those bed sheets
Girl: Damn I know right, it was a total shartbarf