shartbur

ngl one of my favourite moots on tiktok! thier user is super- ... 💩amazing and i find it very funny LOL! they are super cool tho

someone- isnt shartbur a funny username?

me- oh yeah it is! with the shart + bur xD

by ghostbursdead April 5, 2022

shartburn

a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. A lethal and humiliating combination.

"Dude, gotta go, I just sharted.... Holy fuck, it's shartburn!!!"

by Chiefnutz October 17, 2005

shartburn

what happens after a shart

loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes

by Alpino December 15, 2008

sharturp

The rare combination of sharting and burping simultaneously, leaving few orifices unoccupied by vile expulsion.

I'm feeling really gassy. Oh, no... it may be worse than just a fart or burp. I think I'm gonna sharturp! Stand clear!

by LKHNorth-showerconvo June 1, 2010

Shartbread

A chocolate favourite shortbread

Mmm look at my chocolate shortbread
Shortbread? Tf u mean?😐 thats shartbread!

by queersforstevemcbride May 3, 2021

Shartburn

a form of shart felt as a burning sensation in the ass, caused by acid secretion into the anus.

Oh man; I had the worst shartburn today.

by the_johnsmith May 29, 2011

Shartbarf

The action of uncontrollably 'sharting' in Austria / any other German speaking country.

Girl: I ate so much schnitzel last night that I sharted everywhere
Guy: Oh my God you must have seriously browned up those bed sheets
Girl: Damn I know right, it was a total shartbarf

by Jamie and Michael May 10, 2011