a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. A lethal and humiliating combination.
Girl: I ate so much schnitzel last night that I sharted everywhere Guy: Oh my God you must have seriously browned up those bed sheets
Girl: Damn I know right, it was a total shartbarf