No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that.
Millsy- "Elyssa offered me a casual no strings relationship, you know, no stress and complications, we just get together for sex. It's great to be able to let off steam and have fun without all the hassle, you know?"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
by dogegg April 05, 2016
No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that.
Millsy- "Elyssa offered me a casual no strings relationship, you know, no stress and complications, we just get together for sex. It's great to be able to let off steam and have fun without all the hassle, you know?"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
by dogegg April 05, 2016
1. n A heavy metal band with a facially challenged lead singer.
2. n A frantic act of fellatio delivered at break neck speed. Usually performed by teenagers or 'rioters' in a JD Sports disabled toilet when time is of the essence. Similar but not identical to an Angus.
2. n A frantic act of fellatio delivered at break neck speed. Usually performed by teenagers or 'rioters' in a JD Sports disabled toilet when time is of the essence. Similar but not identical to an Angus.
Hey Sam, do you remember when we caught Pippin giving Merry a motorhead behind the Green Dragon after they stole some of farmer Maggot's special stock mushrooms? That was fucking awesome.
by dogegg August 14, 2011
The unholy trinity accomplished during a night of passion with a lucky lady.
Basically a go in the pink (vagina), stink (anus) and think (head).
A shag, bum and blow.
Basically a go in the pink (vagina), stink (anus) and think (head).
A shag, bum and blow.
by dogegg October 13, 2010
Shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.
I think one of the 15 pints I had last night must have come in a dirty glass. I've been pissing out of my arse all day and have terrible shart burn. I've had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.
by dogegg February 12, 2012
Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
by dogegg April 05, 2016
Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
by dogegg April 05, 2016