14 definitions by dogegg
Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
by dogegg April 5, 2016
Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
by dogegg April 5, 2016
A "two push Polly' is a woman so fine that even Ron Jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load.
Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.
by dogegg June 24, 2010
Shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.
I think one of the 15 pints I had last night must have come in a dirty glass. I've been pissing out of my arse all day and have terrible shart burn. I've had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.
by dogegg February 12, 2012
No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that.
Millsy- "Elyssa offered me a casual no strings relationship, you know, no stress and complications, we just get together for sex. It's great to be able to let off steam and have fun without all the hassle, you know?"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
by dogegg April 5, 2016
No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that.
Millsy- "Elyssa offered me a casual no strings relationship, you know, no stress and complications, we just get together for sex. It's great to be able to let off steam and have fun without all the hassle, you know?"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
by dogegg April 5, 2016
"I think I may have pinned down your problem Reverend Green, you will never get Mrs.Green pregnant if you keep withdrawing and covering her tits with your bliss piss, you need to fill her bucket"
"Thank you Doctor Williams, I will try that. It's just in the porn we watch they always ice the cake."
"Thank you Doctor Williams, I will try that. It's just in the porn we watch they always ice the cake."
by dogegg March 10, 2009