Someone who is lucky, fortunate or to be envied. For example a lottery winner, a goofy teenage boy with a perfect girlfriend or a gentleman in an internet video who is accompanied by several young ladies, all whom seem bent upon out performing each other at a variety of sexual acts upon his person.
I've just seen a 17 year old with his perfect girlfriend at the airport. They are on their way to Spain for 2 weeks where they will no doubt have 36,698 24 second shags. The Spawney Melt. I should have whispered to him that girls are supposed to have orgasms too.
by dogegg July 13, 2011
Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
by dogegg June 23, 2016
A "two push Polly' is a woman so fine that even Ron Jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load.
Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.
by dogegg June 27, 2010
The unholy trinity accomplished during a night of passion with a lucky lady.
Basically a go in the pink (vagina), stink (anus) and think (head).
A shag, bum and blow.
Basically a go in the pink (vagina), stink (anus) and think (head).
A shag, bum and blow.
by dogegg October 15, 2010
No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that.
Millsy- "Elyssa offered me a casual no strings relationship, you know, no stress and complications, we just get together for sex. It's great to be able to let off steam and have fun without all the hassle, you know?"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
by dogegg June 23, 2016
1. n A heavy metal band with a facially challenged lead singer.
2. n A frantic act of fellatio delivered at break neck speed. Usually performed by teenagers or 'rioters' in a JD Sports disabled toilet when time is of the essence. Similar but not identical to an Angus.
2. n A frantic act of fellatio delivered at break neck speed. Usually performed by teenagers or 'rioters' in a JD Sports disabled toilet when time is of the essence. Similar but not identical to an Angus.
Hey Sam, do you remember when we caught Pippin giving Merry a motorhead behind the Green Dragon after they stole some of farmer Maggot's special stock mushrooms? That was fucking awesome.
by dogegg August 17, 2011
No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that.
Millsy- "Elyssa offered me a casual no strings relationship, you know, no stress and complications, we just get together for sex. It's great to be able to let off steam and have fun without all the hassle, you know?"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
by dogegg June 23, 2016