dogegg's definitions
Shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.
I think one of the 15 pints I had last night must have come in a dirty glass. I've been pissing out of my arse all day and have terrible shart burn. I've had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.
by dogegg March 29, 2012
Get the Shart Burnmug. Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
by dogegg June 23, 2016
Get the Newton Beatersmug. A Why Bride or Whai Bride is a word play on Thai Bride.
It is an ugly or otherwise undesirable woman who is inexplicably married to a handsome or rich man.
It is an ugly or otherwise undesirable woman who is inexplicably married to a handsome or rich man.
Have you seen *insert name of famous ex-footaller now pundit*'s wife? She's at least 300 pounds! That's a Why Bride if I ever saw one.
by dogegg October 17, 2014
Get the Why Bridemug. "I think I may have pinned down your problem Reverend Green, you will never get Mrs.Green pregnant if you keep withdrawing and covering her tits with your bliss piss, you need to fill her bucket"
"Thank you Doctor Williams, I will try that. It's just in the porn we watch they always ice the cake."
"Thank you Doctor Williams, I will try that. It's just in the porn we watch they always ice the cake."
by dogegg March 10, 2009
Get the Bliss Pissmug. A "two push Polly' is a woman so fine that even Ron Jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load.
Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.
by dogegg June 27, 2010
Get the Two Push Pollymug. A fuckwit but specific to someone who posts stupid things on Twitter. Usually Brexit Party voters or Donald Trump.
by dogegg June 3, 2019
Get the Fucktwitmug. Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"
by dogegg March 5, 2009
Get the Twaccidentmug.