dogegg's definitions

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

Fucktwit

A fuckwit but specific to someone who posts stupid things on Twitter. Usually Brexit Party voters or Donald Trump.

I'm taking a break from Twitter. A fucktwit pushed me over the edge this morning.

by dogegg June 3, 2019

Bliss Piss

Semen, jizm, spunk, ejaculate, man milk, population paste.

"I think I may have pinned down your problem Reverend Green, you will never get Mrs.Green pregnant if you keep withdrawing and covering her tits with your bliss piss, you need to fill her bucket"

"Thank you Doctor Williams, I will try that. It's just in the porn we watch they always ice the cake."

by dogegg March 10, 2009

Why Bride

A Why Bride or Whai Bride is a word play on Thai Bride.

It is an ugly or otherwise undesirable woman who is inexplicably married to a handsome or rich man.

Have you seen *insert name of famous ex-footaller now pundit*'s wife? She's at least 300 pounds! That's a Why Bride if I ever saw one.

by dogegg October 17, 2014

Spawney Melt

Someone who is lucky, fortunate or to be envied. For example a lottery winner, a goofy teenage boy with a perfect girlfriend or a gentleman in an internet video who is accompanied by several young ladies, all whom seem bent upon out performing each other at a variety of sexual acts upon his person.

I've just seen a 17 year old with his perfect girlfriend at the airport. They are on their way to Spain for 2 weeks where they will no doubt have 36,698 24 second shags. The Spawney Melt. I should have whispered to him that girls are supposed to have orgasms too.

by dogegg July 13, 2011

Twaccident

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.

Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"

by dogegg March 5, 2009

Two Push Polly

A "two push Polly' is a woman so fine that even Ron Jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load.

Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.

by dogegg June 27, 2010