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Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.
by dogegg June 23, 2016
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Pink, Stink and Think

The unholy trinity accomplished during a night of passion with a lucky lady.

Basically a go in the pink (vagina), stink (anus) and think (head).
A shag, bum and blow.
I managed a pink, stink and think with your sister last night Dave. Thanks for the tip.
by dogegg October 15, 2010
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Two Push Polly

A "two push Polly' is a woman so fine that even Ron Jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load.
Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.
by dogegg June 27, 2010
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Twaccident

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.
Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"
by dogegg March 5, 2009
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No Strings

No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that.
Millsy- "Elyssa offered me a casual no strings relationship, you know, no stress and complications, we just get together for sex. It's great to be able to let off steam and have fun without all the hassle, you know?"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"
by dogegg June 23, 2016
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Why Bride

A Why Bride or Whai Bride is a word play on Thai Bride.

It is an ugly or otherwise undesirable woman who is inexplicably married to a handsome or rich man.
Have you seen *insert name of famous ex-footaller now pundit*'s wife? She's at least 300 pounds! That's a Why Bride if I ever saw one.
by dogegg October 17, 2014
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Bliss Piss

Semen, jizm, spunk, ejaculate, man milk, population paste.
"I think I may have pinned down your problem Reverend Green, you will never get Mrs.Green pregnant if you keep withdrawing and covering her tits with your bliss piss, you need to fill her bucket"

"Thank you Doctor Williams, I will try that. It's just in the porn we watch they always ice the cake."
by dogegg March 10, 2009
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