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Shartillery 

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.
Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

shartillary 

Rapid fire pebble dashing on the back of the toilet. Akin to artillery fire but from your ass.
I launched a major shartillary attack on the back of the porcelain just now. Annihilated the back of the pan.
shartillary by Biker1844 January 7, 2023

sharktivity 

A term for shark related activity.
On the East Coast where there is a significant increase in sharktivity, the Atlantic Great White Sharks are known to hunt and then eat the researchers who have tagged them.
sharktivity by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019
I thought I sharted, but it was only a shartial.
shartial by Shawn Artial May 6, 2009
A cocktail drank in the shower. Often done in the interest of time efficiency, or just because its awesome
Friend 1: Yo should we shower or pregame? we don't have time to do both

Friend 2: Lets shocktail it

Friend 1: Lets
shocktail by bluekeylargo August 19, 2010

Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha! 

1. Nemo's name in Finding Nemo according to Gill, Bloat, Bubbles, and Gurgle.

2. What is yelled with someone throws an awesome strike in bowling.
1. Gill: From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait.
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Enough with the Sharkbait.

2. *Celia bowls a strike*
Team- "SHARKBAIT HOO HA HA!"