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Shartillery 

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.
Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

Sharticles 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"
Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."
Sharticles by the hue bearer July 30, 2016

shartillary 

Rapid fire pebble dashing on the back of the toilet. Akin to artillery fire but from your ass.
I launched a major shartillary attack on the back of the porcelain just now. Annihilated the back of the pan.
shartillary by Biker1844 January 7, 2023

Sharialand 

The unofficial name given to the Afghanistan after being taken over by the Taliban.
Looks like Sharialand wants to expand its influence. I hope we don’t get sucked into another 20 year war where we sell them our weapons.
Sharialand by AntiTHOT.exe August 21, 2021

Sharticles 

Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.
"oh dude there's sharticles on my underwear."
Sharticles by AudioDud3 November 29, 2017

Sharticle 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side
"Poo Buses set to take over Norwich"? What a sharticle!
Sharticle by Barshens July 31, 2016