Shartillery

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.

Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

Shartillery by WorldsLargestMangina23 April 21, 2013

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shartillary

Rapid fire pebble dashing on the back of the toilet. Akin to artillery fire but from your ass.

I launched a major shartillary attack on the back of the porcelain just now. Annihilated the back of the pan.

shartillary by Biker1844 January 7, 2023

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Shartillery • shartillary • Smartillery • shartisery • Shrillery

Smartillery

Ordnance that has been designed for use within ballistic weaponary (howitzers, field guns, self propelled artillery) to deliver precision strike capabilities.

The M982 Excalibur is an example of smartillery weapons.

Smartillery by zimbot099 March 26, 2013

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Shrillery

The act of being totally filled with nausea at the sound of a high pitched person who is wearing pants suits or dressed like a communist party member.

The person became shrillery every time he heard her speaking on television.

Shrillery by hasmark July 18, 2016

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shartisery

A bakery that specializes in sharts

“Oh my! Would you like to come to the shartisery with me next sunday?”

shartisery by milk100 November 26, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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