Shartillery

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.

Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

by WorldsLargestMangina23 April 21, 2013

shartillary

Rapid fire pebble dashing on the back of the toilet. Akin to artillery fire but from your ass.

I launched a major shartillary attack on the back of the porcelain just now. Annihilated the back of the pan.

by Biker1844 January 7, 2023

Smartillery

Ordnance that has been designed for use within ballistic weaponary (howitzers, field guns, self propelled artillery) to deliver precision strike capabilities.

The M982 Excalibur is an example of smartillery weapons.

by zimbot099 March 26, 2013

Shrillery

The act of being totally filled with nausea at the sound of a high pitched person who is wearing pants suits or dressed like a communist party member.

The person became shrillery every time he heard her speaking on television.

by hasmark July 18, 2016

shartisery

A bakery that specializes in sharts

“Oh my! Would you like to come to the shartisery with me next sunday?”

by milk100 November 26, 2021