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Paranormal Snacktivity 

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.
Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

Paranormal Snacktivity 

When someone has an extreme urge to snack. Most often occurs late at night.
Dude, there was some serious Paranormal Snacktivity going on last night at my house...

slacktivity 

the activity you do, or participate in to put off doing something that is not as fun, but more important.
My favorite slacktivity to do instead of writing my 5 page paper that is due tomorrow is to look up random words on Urbandictionary.com.

Slacktivity 

slack-tiv-i-ty

(noun)

Completed work, albeit completed poorly due to nonchalance, intentional lack of attention to detail, or by person just not giving a sh!t.

Occasionally, slacktivity can lead to being relieved of a duty that said person might not want to be doing anyway, when used strategically.
Coworker A: Look at all these glasses in the cabinet! They aren't in the proper lines, so they don't all fit. Plus, some of them are facing up, and not facing down as everyone should always have them placed.

Coworker B: Yep. It's Jeff's week on kitchen duty. He is a master of slacktivity.

Coworker A: FORGET IT. I'll just do the kitchen stuff on his weeks.
Slacktivity by BrandonChrist April 21, 2014

snacktivity 

combination of the words "snack" and "activity." Snacktivity is the action of snacking as an activity. It can involve any foods which one considers a snack. Also, it can be a combination of snacks that can perhaps form a well balanced lunch, or brunch.
"Don't forget to bring some baby carrots for snacktivity!" or "yes its time for snacktivity!"
snacktivity by Shawnzie April 15, 2005

Skanktivity 

A sometimes slightly illegal activity, minor trespassing, military men, crawling under roads, doing somewhat dangerous things, occasional highway street racing, off roading, and overall doing dumb shit activities that sound better in our heads.
Going off-roading in the woods at night is always a excellent skanktivity.
Skanktivity by Skankypoo March 18, 2022