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shartillary 

Rapid fire pebble dashing on the back of the toilet. Akin to artillery fire but from your ass.
I launched a major shartillary attack on the back of the porcelain just now. Annihilated the back of the pan.
shartillary by Biker1844 January 7, 2023
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shrillary 

Shrillary is the nickname of former US secretary of state, former US senator, and a former renowned stand-by-your-horndog first lady Hillary Clinton. She's often referred to as Shrillary because she turns incredibly shrill anytime she's confronted with a tough question. She also has a very distinct shrill laughter. Shrillary is obviously a word play on her shrill qualities and her first name.
Shrillary is doing everything she can to cover up for Benghazi terror attack.

Shrillary is planning a run for president in 2016.
shrillary by howdayyyou October 1, 2013

Shartillery 

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.
Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

Shrillary Rodham Clinton

The pain caused by the incessant whining and screaming of this woman has got to be second only to having your eye sockets rimmed out with a malfunctioing Dremel MotoTool. Quite possibly there is no other person on earth filled with such hate and vitriol. Oh, and this demon sent from Hell wants to be President.
After having to put up with hearing Shrillary Rodham Clinton rage on and on over how she is against the Military action in Iraq, I had to have a pint of blood drained from each of my ears. What a hypocrite!

Shrillary 

Shrillary is the accepted real name of Hillary Clinton, who when she is not changing her accent to Kentucky Fried Hillary is screaming into the microphone at her fanatical supporters. She is shrill because she is used to browbeating her husband like a shrew and crying like a baby when she doesn't get her way. Shrillary's favorite subjects are race and gender.
Shrillary sez: You may be wondering why I am not 50 points ahead!! It is because of sexism against women and also racism. Although I am not a racial minority people think I am because I always talk about blacks and Lateeeenos. Therefore same as when in 1998 The New Yorker said Bill was the first black president. Like Rachel Dolezal, I am a black woman. I am woman hear me roar.
Shrillary by ahsay June 23, 2018

Smartillery 

Ordnance that has been designed for use within ballistic weaponary (howitzers, field guns, self propelled artillery) to deliver precision strike capabilities.
The M982 Excalibur is an example of smartillery weapons.
Smartillery by zimbot099 March 26, 2013

Shrillary 

Sexist slur that opponents of Hillary Clinton use, especially during the current 2016 presidential election process, to express their contempt for her.

It's sexist because it deliberately incorporates the word "shrill," a term that has been used for decades to insult and diminish women -- especially those who are gender-equality advocates or women's rights advocates, and those who try to assert themselves in a public place such as a political event, online forum or the workplace. It does so by implying that all women's voices exhibit a high, unpleasant, grating sound whenever a woman speaks seriously (as opposed to flirting with, sucking up to or putting on the charm with men).
He's voting for that man-eating bitch, Shrillary. What a cuck.
Shrillary by alksdfj June 4, 2016
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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