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shartmare 

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream
"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"
shartmare by Paddow101 September 12, 2016
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shartmart 

When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart
Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart
shartmart by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

Shalimar 

She's crazy but with a unique mind.
She's gorgeous, has a strong and dominant personality, creative, happy, laughs at everything, visionary and adventurous.
Shalimar had the weirdest idea but is rare and mind blowing.
Shalimar by Bobby6789 March 13, 2017

sharmarke 

See no evil or may be protected from evil, good luck etc

other ways to spell. Shermarke Shamarke Sharmake Sharmaarke Shermaarke Shemaarke

Abdirashid Ali sharmarke was the 2nd President of the Republic of Somalia.
Shar ma arke (Somali name) is made up from two words (Shar) is arabic word witch means bad or -objectionable aspects of the behaviour- or evil, not good etc. Ma arke witch is (Somali word HA-ARKIN)don't see, be guarded from evil. Sharmarke Shar-ha-arkin
sharmarke by Dhaqancelis April 5, 2008

sharymar 

Intuitive mystical being, with powerful eyes that if stared long enough will look into your soul.
I looked at Sharymar's eyes and I was hypnotized .
sharymar by SharyR February 11, 2017

Sharmarke 

Sharmarke is the name of royalty, a king who deserves to be recognised for his great talents,m. Sharmarke is normally a very funny person who is generally popular
I want to be like sharmarke