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favor sharking 

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.
Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.
favor sharking by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

sagging pants 

when a gay male is looking for a gay mate
“why do you have sagging pants”
“i’m looking for a gay boyfriend

Shagging Shirt 

Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.
"Are you out tonight mate?"

"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".

The Sharingan

The Sharingan is an ability that allows a ninja to copy, by mere sight, their opponents' techniques while gaining incredible reflexes and perceptive abilities.
I swear if I had the power of The Sharingan I would use it to destroy people like you
The Sharingan by The Uchiha Umut November 15, 2020

Ankle sharking 

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.
Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.
Ankle sharking by JpodNi February 6, 2020

sharrying 

When two or more people share the burden of carrying something together.

Sharing+Carrying=Sharrying.
My god, how are Joe and Brendan sharrying that bronze statue of Judge Easterbrook so easily?

Hey can you help me sharry this Zima-filled cooler over to the tent?

Give me 5 minutes, I'm so tired of sharrying these boxes of original Byzantine pottery, ask Adam if he'll help you.
sharrying by gulo gulo June 13, 2011