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shirtfront

A brutal shoulder charge in Australian rules football (AFL) where a player instead of tackling an opponent, bumps them forcefully in the chest. Often leads to heavy concussions due to incidental contact to the head.
I'm going to shirtfront Mr Putin - Australian prime minister to Russian president in October 2014
shirtfront by Hack404 October 13, 2014

Shirtfront

A shirtfront, an Australian rules football term, is a "head-on charge aimed at bumping an opponent to the ground"
Tony Abbott "Look, I'm going to shirtfront Mr Putin ... you bet I am"
Shirtfront by orallysatisfied October 13, 2014

Western Storefront 

An asymmetric hairstyle which is the result of a person (usually a young female) styling the front part of their hair while looking straight into a mirror without regard to the sides or back part of their hair. This gives the appearance of disproportionately large hair when looking face to face, while flat at any other angle of view.
Dude, look at the girl...her hair is huge in the front but flat everywhere else. She wearing a western storefront!
Western Storefront by kdjo66 May 30, 2009

Storefront Jenius 

A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.

Ready for success.
There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.

Shirtfront

Literal: To shoulder charge an opposing player (Australian Rules Football) in the chest/abdomen at full pace with the intent of injuring the player.
Figurative: To confront someone aggressively. To get right up in someone's face and lose your shit.
"Billy shirtfronted the other team's fullback whom is now off to hospital".

"Thommo has been telling the boss that I've been skiving off so tomorrow I'm going to shirtfront him about it".
Shirtfront by Catfishman November 17, 2014

sharrontae

Someone who has a big butt, but sometimes itchy to the point she gets naked.
Yo that sharrontae is always naked around the house.
sharrontae by domplays August 9, 2020