Shanpap

Shanpap is a star guest on the hit series my 600 pound life. He is best known for being the reason double doors where invented and was used as the inspiration for weight watchers. Shanpap is best known for being the main reason children in African are suffering from famine and the lack of food in central Africa. Due to shanpap being greedy and obese he traveled to Africa in the summer of 2005 and ate all the food supply while draining all the watering holes. Since 2005 he has successfully been the main cause of approximately 78,000 deaths in the central Africa region. Many people would argue that Shanpap is actual a woman and is not fat however this was proved incorrect by Joshua pimpkin who used the theory of Ghandis flip flop to find out the true BMI of shanpap which was 1,096,682. You can recognise shanpap from a mile away as he takes up the majority surface area of a house. Please do not approach shanpap if you encounter him as he is well known for cannibalism.

Shanpap

by Bunda munch May 7, 2022

shankapotamus

Someone who has the "shanks" so bad and is all over the golf course. Someone not even capable of getting the ball off the ground, and then gets so mad he chucks his club every shot and makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

The best example of a shankapotamus is Stephen Koytek.

by Mr Shandman February 23, 2009

shankapotomus

Someone who can't keep the ball in play during a round of golf. Hitting the ball to the extreme right (slice) or extreme left (hook).

Way to go shankapotomus, try keeping it on the fairway next time.

by nonshank-golfer October 31, 2009

shankapytomus

a Walrus with sharpened shrapnel.

Your mom is a fucking shankapytomus

by chupee7 February 23, 2015

shapap

v. or n. The act of slapping something, usually a cock, across a person's face.

Suprise! shapap

by lotso September 2, 2003

shapapi

after the male has sex with a female and takes his dick out of her pussy and slaps her across the face with it.

after tom got done fucking beth he gives her a shapapi and she gets cum all over her face

by tellayy~ July 5, 2009

Shapappy

Shapappy , or shapapy, is the act of slapping someone across the face with a penis.

Also known as shapapy

Pronounced as Sha - Pap - Pee

Last night while having drunken sex with my girlfriend, I dick slapped her and said "HAPPY SHAPApPY BITCH."
She then proceeded to twist my testicles and tell me she isn't speaking to me for the rest of the night, and im taking the couch. FTL :(

by Katra November 9, 2005