shankapotamus 

Someone who has the "shanks" so bad and is all over the golf course. Someone not even capable of getting the ball off the ground, and then gets so mad he chucks his club every shot and makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

The best example of a shankapotamus is Stephen Koytek.

shankapotamus by Mr Shandman February 23, 2009

shankapotamus 

Semi-aquatic amateur athlete found on golf courses, especially in ponds and sand traps. Large clumsy limbs, gaping mouth, and poor golfing skills are identifying traits. Also known for welching on skins games.

In the dry season, the shankapotamus can be found searching in waterholes of Hilton Head.

shankapotamus by Prunar October 16, 2009

shankapotamus 

1) Kill Joy
2) Buzz Kill
3) Some one who ruins the moment.

Example: When you're at a movie and someones phone rings, when they answer it and start talking to whoever called like it's no big deal, that's a shankapotamus.

shankapotamus by TheRealShankapotamus December 10, 2009

Shankapotamus 

When playing Call of Duty and you get owned and don't know where it came from, then see it was a knife kill and everyone is laughing at you

J-man: *gets knifed*
NN: Jajajajaja. Dude you just got shankapotamus'd.
J-man: Wow... i feel like an idiot.

Shankapotamus by VIT0 June 14, 2009

Shankapotamus 

A term used by soccer players that pertains to the moment when a player goes to be a show off, thinking they are going to take an amazing kick but turns out shanking the ball. Shanking is kicking the ball way over the goal or way out of the field in general. hence.. A terrible shot.

example 1. That was quite a shankapotamus of a kick, it went way past the goal!

example 2. HOLY SHANKAPOTAMUS!! (as the ball goes flying a mile over the goal.)

Shankapotamus by IfSheCouldOnlyKickABall November 13, 2011

Skankapotamus 

A good for nothing whore who ruins the lives of those around it, and threatens to kill it self so people will pay it attention. It has many diseases so if you come in contact with it bathe immediately afterward.

There has been a skankapotamus sighting in the raleigh area!!

Skankapotamus by SKANKHUNTER25 November 24, 2009

skankapotamus 

similar to a hosebag; easily pursuaded to copulation with losers

my ex is such a skankapotamus

skankapotamus by bozo rutabaga February 28, 2009