Shandaphobia 

Fear of Toilet Water, Spiders, and germs.

OMG BRO SHE'S GOT SHANDAPHOBIA LIKE CRAZY

I know dude, turn off the fuckign caps lock

Shandaphobia by Latrion March 18, 2014

sandalphobia

A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.

Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.

sandalphobia by Locker June 12, 2007

Sharmaphobia 

The fear of Sharma.

Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.

Sharmaphobia by noone nobody February 13, 2009

Shartaphobia 

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

Shartaphobia by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

Santaphobia 

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.

Santaphobia by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014

santaphobia 

(Ir?)rational fear of santa clause.

My little sister cried when she saw Santa Clause. She has santaphobia.

santaphobia by GoSanta! December 23, 2009

shankaphobia

fear of being shanked.

Julie: *picks up marker*
Jill: HOLEH CRAP DON'T SHANK ME WIT DAT!!!
Julie: wtf?! you and your stupid shankaphobia are really annoying.

shankaphobia by Toastie Cullen December 9, 2008