Shandaphobia

OMG BRO SHE'S GOT SHANDAPHOBIA LIKE CRAZY

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sandalphobia

A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.

Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.

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Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.

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Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

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The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.

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My little sister cried when she saw Santa Clause. She has santaphobia.

santaphobia by GoSanta! December 23, 2009

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Julie: *picks up marker*
Jill: HOLEH CRAP DON'T SHANK ME WIT DAT!!!
Julie: wtf?! you and your stupid shankaphobia are really annoying.

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