shankaphobia

fear of being shanked.

Julie: *picks up marker*
Jill: HOLEH CRAP DON'T SHANK ME WIT DAT!!!
Julie: wtf?! you and your stupid shankaphobia are really annoying.

shankaphobia by Toastie Cullen December 9, 2008

Sharmaphobia 

The fear of Sharma.

Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.

Sharmaphobia by noone nobody February 13, 2009

Shartaphobia 

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

Shartaphobia by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

Santaphobia 

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.

Santaphobia by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014

santaphobia 

(Ir?)rational fear of santa clause.

My little sister cried when she saw Santa Clause. She has santaphobia.

santaphobia by GoSanta! December 23, 2009

Shandaphobia 

Fear of Toilet Water, Spiders, and germs.

OMG BRO SHE'S GOT SHANDAPHOBIA LIKE CRAZY

I know dude, turn off the fuckign caps lock

Shandaphobia by Latrion March 18, 2014

skanknaphobia 

fear of skanks

If you have this fear, you are either:
1. Gay
2. Also a STD-naphobic
3. Oddly religious in a way that most American teenagers will never understand or aspire to be

I'm pretty damn sure that the nerd over there has skanknaphobia.

skanknaphobia by dtzeiro33 July 4, 2008