shankapotomus 

Someone who can't keep the ball in play during a round of golf. Hitting the ball to the extreme right (slice) or extreme left (hook).

Way to go shankapotomus, try keeping it on the fairway next time.

shankapotomus by nonshank-golfer October 31, 2009

shankapotomus 

Someone who makes a bet then upon losing makes up excuses tward the technicalities of the win...oh and they don't pay up.

winner: alright thats game man, now pay up.
loser: are you sure that last move was cool with the rules, i mean...
winner: oh come on..
loser: it was like on the wrong side..and.
winner: oh..dude..you are SUCH A SHANKAPOTOMUS.
loser: i know...

shankapotomus by Moondog88 May 17, 2009

Shankapotomus 

Some one who will shank a bitch, ho, motherfucker, or anyone in any way inferior. Usually the shankapotomus travels in teams and can be found in the woods of Germany writing and illustrating children's books. Don't interrupt it. Or it will strike. The shankapotomus is a known diva and badass.

Yo, better watch out I hear the shankapotomus is in town. It will fuck your shit up, bro.

Shankapotomus by Syngnathinae December 1, 2009

Skankapotamus 

A good for nothing whore who ruins the lives of those around it, and threatens to kill it self so people will pay it attention. It has many diseases so if you come in contact with it bathe immediately afterward.

There has been a skankapotamus sighting in the raleigh area!!

Skankapotamus by SKANKHUNTER25 November 24, 2009

shankapotamus 

Someone who has the "shanks" so bad and is all over the golf course. Someone not even capable of getting the ball off the ground, and then gets so mad he chucks his club every shot and makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

The best example of a shankapotamus is Stephen Koytek.

shankapotamus by Mr Shandman February 23, 2009

skankapotamus 

similar to a hosebag; easily pursuaded to copulation with losers

my ex is such a skankapotamus

skankapotamus by bozo rutabaga February 28, 2009

shankapytomus

a Walrus with sharpened shrapnel.

Your mom is a fucking shankapytomus

shankapytomus by chupee7 February 23, 2015