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shanghai sharks

a chinese basketball association team, which is often referred to in jokes. when an nba player plays badly, people will say that they will be playing on the shanghai sharks next year, and attach a video of all-time great nba players and teams
did you see the game last night? the guys who sold are gonna be like kobe and shaq on the shanghai sharks next year
shanghai sharks by unbirdie June 2, 2021

shanghaid 

Frequently referring to abduction or misdirection into servitude, generally against ones will.
We were close to the conclusion of our meeting but the agenda was shanghaid by someone with different ideas.
shanghaid by tomsawyersf January 22, 2008

shanghai easter basket 

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.
After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.
shanghai easter basket by Wong way January 27, 2017

Shanmugapriya 

A very nice woman who shows gratitude in work . She works really hard and also gets rich very quickly.She will work her head off to achieve anything.She will also be a very nice mother who cares about food more than everyone else in the world.
Shanmugapriya is a very nice woman
Shanmugapriya by _IlveBUTTERPOPCORN November 12, 2019

Shanghaied 

Being kidnapped by someone, usually sailors and/or pirates and forced to do sailor work through means of violence and intimidation.
"I'd like to file a police report, my friends were abducted by some sailors, they're being forced to do ship repairs and other stuff or else the sailors will kill 'em!"

"Sir, your friends have been 'shanghaied', we'll notify the Coast Guard."
Shanghaied by tahutoa May 19, 2015

shanghai sally 

Nickname for Opium developed by J. Peteman on Seinfeld.
J. Peterman to Elaine: "That's right Elaine. Opium. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally."
shanghai sally by jakecamara December 3, 2007