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Shank Monkey

A common Rhesus Monkey, jacked up on steroids and amphetamines with its hands sawed off and surgically replaced by retractable switch blades.
Often used by mad scientists as an outer security measure in their forest bound secret lairs.
Get the fuck out before I set the Shank Monkeys on you!
by yeti_detective September 8, 2010
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