Shancosis 

Shancosis - Contrary to popular belief, Shancosis is not a mental illness, although most often found in those who are mentally ill (but not always)

Shancosis is a disease of the soul. Only those who have Shancosis or have been around those who have Shancosis, know where it comes from and how badly it affects them. Shancosis affects the soul which in turn develops into rapid changes in mood, can affect relationships, and can cause troubles in relationships both professional and personal. Many of jobs have been lost over Shancosis, and friendships destroyed.

If you have Shancosis, you had better hope you have good friends that stick by you and help you through your hard times.

Jowdy has not been at work for several rotations, does not reach out to his friends, blows people off, and treats them poorly. Oh, he has Shancosis.

Jowdy has been very negative lately. Don't take it personally, please be aware he was diagnosed with Shancosis.

Shancosis by Jowdy July 25, 2023

Sarcosis 

A condition where you sound sarcastic all the time and nobody can tell if you’re being serious or not

“Are you being sarcastic ?”
“Nah No way! I just have sarcosis “

Sarcosis by Drew2wavy April 23, 2021

skantosis 

When you have had too much skante and so now you are in a alternated state of skante psychosis.

Also a slang to define when someone is on a good one.

Scenario 1 : If a skante warrior is acting erratic, looking like he's fighting imaginary demons. He must be on skantosis.

Senario 2: When your homeboy has had too many Modelos and is acting the foo " That foo must be on skantosis"

skantosis by Changita Bonita November 24, 2019

Shannonism

Shannonism is a religion followed by those who believe that everything in the world can be understood through the laws of Information Theory, postulated by Claude E. Shannon in 1948.

I used to be a Christian, but then I discovered Shannonism.

Shannonism by Shannonist June 28, 2010

Swanosis 

A strong attraction to the guy/girl of your dreams. The condition of falling in love with "the one ". Life Mate.

The diagnosis for her was swanosis.

Swanosis by Hoppin Hal July 10, 2019

Seanicosis 

The disorder of being so dark-skinned that your penis is too black to masturbate in the dark.

Guy: Damn yesterday I lost my dick in the dark due to my Seanicosis. My doctor prescribed a black light to help with this problem.

Seanicosis by The Urban Doctor February 7, 2014

Shartosis 

A sickness you get from eating bad food, or just being ugly.

When you get Shartosis you experience bad gas and diarrhea at the same time over and over, most times the sharts are projectile and get all over the place. And sometimes it take days for the sharting to stop.

"Dude last summer at our family barbecue my uncle got Shartosis."

"Dude last time I got Shartosis I slept in the bath tub for 2 days."

Shartosis by laqueefaorangejuice August 15, 2009