Sarcosis 

A condition where you sound sarcastic all the time and nobody can tell if you’re being serious or not

“Are you being sarcastic ?”
“Nah No way! I just have sarcosis “

Sarcosis by Drew2wavy April 23, 2021

sarcopism 

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noun...
1... the use of remarks of which are made in order to hurt someone's feelings
or to criticize something in an amusing way... all while wearing the badge of self-righteousness... 2... sarcasm used to the full extent of the law...

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To serve and protect could be construed as sarcopism by some.

cop says: "I guess I don't need to search your brain for sharp objects, do
I now. ... :p

sarcopism by stevonez July 1, 2007

Sarcasist 

a practitioner of sarcasm who uses it many times in a day

Im getting tired of that guy's sarcasm, he's such a sarcasist!

Sarcasist by sk321 July 4, 2010

sarchosis 

n. A mental illness which causes the sufferer to be overly and psychotically sarcastic.

Person One: Oh, really? That blue car ISN'T red, you say? Wow, thanks so much for telling me that! Now my life is complete and I can float off to the mystical, happy FAIRYland where hot naked ELVES will DANCE for me, and...

Person Two: Um, dude, I think you might be a bit sarchotic...

Person One: OHH, you think I'm SARCHOTIC! Isn't that GREAT, especially coming from...

(etc...)

sarchosis by A pseudonym March 13, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019