Shartosis 

A sickness you get from eating bad food, or just being ugly.

When you get Shartosis you experience bad gas and diarrhea at the same time over and over, most times the sharts are projectile and get all over the place. And sometimes it take days for the sharting to stop.

"Dude last summer at our family barbecue my uncle got Shartosis."

"Dude last time I got Shartosis I slept in the bath tub for 2 days."

Shartosis by laqueefaorangejuice August 15, 2009

multiple shitosis 

The syndrome of having to shit multiple times in a day.

Friend 1: I gotta take a shit.

Friend 2: You just took one an hour ago.

Friend 1: I know I have multiple shitosis.

multiple shitosis by Oldcountryboy November 29, 2014

Sarcosis 

A condition where you sound sarcastic all the time and nobody can tell if you’re being serious or not

“Are you being sarcastic ?”
“Nah No way! I just have sarcosis “

Sarcosis by Drew2wavy April 23, 2021

Shartoning 

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

Shartoning by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

shartass 

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.

One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.

shartass by Johnny Behind the Rock April 22, 2010

shartlist

When you're mad at someone, but not quite enough to put them on your shitlist.

Man, Tony was supposed to help me move today and he was 45 minutes late. I guess it's better than not showing up at all, but he's still on my shartlist.

shartlist by conkspotter November 17, 2011

Shartenis 

A sharp and tiny penis

Larry has a shartenis

Shartenis by Grenisthewenis July 22, 2017