Skankosis

An unnatural phenomenon in which one exhibits “skank” like behaviors following a long and arduous drive. First recorded case of skankosis happened along the Alaska highway in July of 2024 with four individuals being affected with the disease. Studies have yet to find whether this is a disease of the mind, a bacterial infection or a virus of some kind. The case seems an isolated phenomenon with the region of infection to be contained within the Alaskan highway. No known cures have been found yet.

Did you guys hear about that one group of swagged out, nonchalant fiends that were driving down the Alaska highway?? I heard they started showing symptoms of Skankosis and started eating each other,,,

by Yamtart June 30, 2024

skankosaurus

A prehistoric beast known to have survived the great extinction by fucking everything such as trees, T - rex's, rabid cows, feral cats, and your friend named john. Known to swallow whole bananas in time of great hunger. Does not breathe air. Usually is a bitch.

Dude 1: Yo look there's a skankosaurus
Dude 2: Na man thats just danielle

by giraffeosaurus July 26, 2009

skankous

a person who by definition is skanky ie: scummy and manky.. this could be by physical apperance and hygiene, or by the actions, by way of low morals

she will sleep with any man, she is a total skankous...

or

he hasnt washed himself in weeks, what a filthy skankous

by piki January 5, 2010

Skankoid

Trashy ho-bags who smoke cigarettes, drink a lot, and screw everything that moves.

Paris Hilton may very well be the world's richest and trashiest skankoid.

by Killer Bob August 30, 2005

skankosaurus

n. a peculiar melange of the words skank and tyrannosaurus, implying that the recipient of the comment is, as tyrannosaurus was the entitled the "tyrant lizard", the king/queen of all skanks.

"Latoiya is such a skankosaurus. It was bad enough that the biotch had to sleep with my boo, but now my grandpa! I hope that slut gets herpes!"

by argot December 24, 2004

Skankosauras Rex

A girl who is such a whore, that her sluttiness is metaphorically as large as a Tyranosauras Rex.

Guy #1: Do you know insert girl's name?
Guy #2: Yeah, she fucked the whole football team.
Guy #1: Man, what a skankosauras rex!

by BarnabeJonez February 24, 2009

skankitis

1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.

2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.

Halloween Skankitis:

COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"

by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009