Shannonism

Shannonism is a religion followed by those who believe that everything in the world can be understood through the laws of Information Theory, postulated by Claude E. Shannon in 1948.

I used to be a Christian, but then I discovered Shannonism.

Shannonism by Shannonist June 28, 2010

Shannonism

Silly words or sayings that Shannons make up.

If you speak Shannonese, you are my persons. This is just one of many Shannonisms.

Shannonism by Smammon January 15, 2022

Shannonism

When you say something that defies all logic.

When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -

Shannonism by Martymcfries1888 June 1, 2020

Shannonigans 

When someone called Shannon gets up to shenanigans.

Hey that guys up to shenanigans.

Nope, that’s Shannon, so its Shannonigans.

Yo Shannon, you’re up to mischief again.

You mean Shannonigans.

Yep, that’s what I meant.

Shannonigans by Dick _Shinary November 15, 2019

ShannonTime 

When the orange boy is good he will recieve sexy time with almighty Shannon

No ShannonTime unless you behave

ShannonTime by HAZA_3429 May 7, 2018

Shannons Lover 

Shannons Lover - This person is the one person she was with or has been with and yet she doesn't know to stay or run away from him. He is the one person that will do everything in his power to make her happy and to make her love him back. He is the one who will tell Shannon is beautiful; no matter the appearence, he will lover her completely even if it takes days and weeks on in. He is the man of her dreams (yes the man of her dreams), he tells her he misses her everyday, her stays on the phone with her from dusk to dawn, he is the guy who makes her his world, he is the man who will go to UrbanDictionary.com and post a defintion to her.

"SHANNONS LOVER"
Kyle: Hey, Beautiful.
Shannon: Nu-uh, your lying.
Kyle: Heh, I wouldn't lie about something like that Shannon.
Shannon: *sighs* Kyle-
Kyle: I know, I can wait.

Shannons Lover by KairuYasuoOonosubi September 26, 2010

Shannonized 

Getting your ass kicked by the unassumingly sweet, petite blonde in class. She's a beast!

Damn dude! You just got Shannonized!

Shannonized by AK47-22 July 27, 2016