skantosis 

When you have had too much skante and so now you are in a alternated state of skante psychosis.

Also a slang to define when someone is on a good one.

Scenario 1 : If a skante warrior is acting erratic, looking like he's fighting imaginary demons. He must be on skantosis.

Senario 2: When your homeboy has had too many Modelos and is acting the foo " That foo must be on skantosis"

skantosis by Changita Bonita November 24, 2019

Skeetosis 

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.

Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."

Skeetosis by Delatorre April 8, 2011

Skankosity 

The level of "skankness" a person exudes. Usually a girl but not gender specific.

Jennifer Hedger (TSN) has a high level of skankosity.

Skankosity by Frank his Tankness February 24, 2009

Swanosis 

A strong attraction to the guy/girl of your dreams. The condition of falling in love with "the one ". Life Mate.

The diagnosis for her was swanosis.

Swanosis by Hoppin Hal July 10, 2019

Santosing 

san-tō’-sing
The public act of denying extreme disinformation, lying and manipulation of actual but mostly untrue features of a document such as a résumé, syllabus, financial, career or educational history.
See; “sack of shit.”, bullshit, GOP feature, trump, trump progenitor, perfidious, deceitful, scam, grifter, carnival barker.

No one tolerate the constant SANTOSING of the speaker, so we all got up and left.

Santosing by ChickyBabes December 29, 2022

Santosing 

san-tō’-sing
The public act of denying extreme disinformation, lying and manipulation of actual but mostly untrue features of a document such as a résumé, syllabus, financial, career or educational history.
See; “sack of shit.”, bullshit, GOP feature, trump, trump progenitor.

The speaker was doing so much Santosing, that none of us wanted to listen anymore so we got up and left.

Santosing by ChickyBabes December 29, 2022

skatatosis 

The condition of not being able to skateboard to the point of where you general attitude becomes very poor.

yo bro, i have a serious case of skatatosis. let go shralp some curbage!

skatatosis by skatatosis March 1, 2011