Shampubes

When you wash your hair (with shampoo) and the shampoo has gone down your body and gathered up in your pubic hair. Sometimes you will notice when you have gotten out of the shower, meaning you have to get back in to rinse your pubes.

(from outside the bathroom)
"Why've you turned the shower back on?"

(from inside the bathroom)
"I got out and looked down- turned out I had shampubes."

by Ten Inch Stew February 21, 2014

shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.

Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''

by Live To Win July 7, 2010

Shampube

The act or action of shampooing one's pubes.

I think I'll shampube in the shower tonight.

by Frank :D December 15, 2008

Shampube

To use shampoo on your pubic hair. Usually more effective than soap alone.

Randy felt quite rejuvenated because he had shampubed during his morning shower.

by MikeMacE January 15, 2009

Shamlube

Using shampoo as a lubricant for masturbation purposes.

"Everybody knows Garnier Fructis makes the best Shamlube when you're getting your shower jerk in"

by NolePoke November 19, 2011

big shampies

shampies but bigger

u : ayo grammpa dropping big loads we need to get out the big shampies
grammpa : mershkimawa

by warbumbo April 8, 2021

Shampube

Verb: to wash or bathe your pubic hair with shampoo.

Tim: Yo, man, I heard that she shampubes. I don't think I'd trust it.

Jon: Hell yea, so do I. I like keeping things fresh. I shampube everytime I shower.

*awkward silence*

Tim: Oh.

by adamadeus December 21, 2009