Shampubes 

When you wash your hair (with shampoo) and the shampoo has gone down your body and gathered up in your pubic hair. Sometimes you will notice when you have gotten out of the shower, meaning you have to get back in to rinse your pubes.

(from outside the bathroom)
"Why've you turned the shower back on?"

(from inside the bathroom)
"I got out and looked down- turned out I had shampubes."

Shampubes by Ten Inch Stew February 21, 2014

shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.

Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''

shampires by Live To Win July 7, 2010

Shampube 

The act or action of shampooing one's pubes.

I think I'll shampube in the shower tonight.

Shampube by Frank :D December 15, 2008

Shampube 

To use shampoo on your pubic hair. Usually more effective than soap alone.

Randy felt quite rejuvenated because he had shampubed during his morning shower.

Shampube by MikeMacE January 15, 2009

Shamlube 

Using shampoo as a lubricant for masturbation purposes.

"Everybody knows Garnier Fructis makes the best Shamlube when you're getting your shower jerk in"

Shamlube by NolePoke November 19, 2011

big shampies 

shampies but bigger

u : ayo grammpa dropping big loads we need to get out the big shampies
grammpa : mershkimawa

big shampies by warbumbo April 8, 2021

shampube 

The act of wasing one's hair (on one's noggin), and applying the leftover shampoos to one's pubic hair. May sometimes be carried out for masturbational purpose rather than for hygienic one. Believed to be carried out often by a Jacob, and possibly by a Thomas.

Mum: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom for the last 30minutes!!??
Jacob: What the hell mum, I needed to shampube.

shampube by HAHAboiii November 5, 2009