shampies 

sounds like a br*tish word for old people diapers

u : grammpa tf u doo-doo in yo pants go get u sum shampies
brittle bone grammpa : idjkcxivffdklxbjiodlc

shampies by warbumbo April 8, 2021

big shampies 

shampies but bigger

u : ayo grammpa dropping big loads we need to get out the big shampies
grammpa : mershkimawa

big shampies by warbumbo April 8, 2021

Shwampies 

Shwampies; Shwampys; Shwamp, is a slang for crystal meth, used in the East Side of San Jose, California ... FokDale Cuh!!!

Let's Smoke some shwampies.. Let's shwamp it!!
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...

Shwampies by Roldiny December 13, 2008

Shampiss 

The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.

Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.

Shampiss by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011

shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.

Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''

shampires by Live To Win July 7, 2010

shrampies 

jumbo shrimp, as defined by elenoar shellstrop

lemme get some more of thoe shrampies.

shrampies by big shaq's not hot February 12, 2018

Shrampies 

shrimp, used by Eleanor Shellstrop

“Hold on there ace, lemme get some of them shrampies”

Shrampies by Maggs.gm March 20, 2022