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Shampubing 

1.) During the act of applying shampoo to one's head, one finds that an excessive amount of product has been used and therefore applies the remaining shampoo to the pubic area
Person 1: I swear I run out of shampoo way too quickly. I think I use too much at a time.
Person 2: Then you really need to start shampubing. At least get your money's worth.
Shampubing by Jackie Schmidt December 4, 2011
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Shamping 

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.
When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.
Shamping by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009

Shampooing the ferret 

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.
my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

Shampooing 

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.
Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!
Shampooing by Fropaholic June 23, 2009

Sticky Shampooing 

The act of after having sex pulling out of your bitch and shooting a steamy load in her hair. After which rub it around in her hair with your hands then pee in her hair and have her swish it around. That my friends is the Sticky Shampooing.
carm: "hey rick. what did you last night?"
rick: "i was in my bitches room and i gave her a good sticky shampooing."
carm: "oh...kickass!"
Sticky Shampooing by Carmine and Rick December 15, 2008

SpamTubing 

In an aim/msn/whatever conversation when 2 or more people spam each other with youtube links.
guy 1: Dude check out this vid! (link)
guy 2: Nah man, this video's better! (link)
guy 1: Oh, have you seen this one? (link)

That is SpamTubing.
SpamTubing by V1P3R September 8, 2007

Shamusing 

To go to parties and steal cellphones in particular.
That dude was just shamusing the party.
Shamusing by Iphonezaresick November 28, 2017
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