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Shamlube 

Using shampoo as a lubricant for masturbation purposes.
"Everybody knows Garnier Fructis makes the best Shamlube when you're getting your shower jerk in"
Shamlube by NolePoke November 19, 2011
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Shampube 

The act or action of shampooing one's pubes.
I think I'll shampube in the shower tonight.
Shampube by Frank :D December 15, 2008
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Shampube 

To use shampoo on your pubic hair. Usually more effective than soap alone.
Randy felt quite rejuvenated because he had shampubed during his morning shower.
Shampube by MikeMacE January 15, 2009

shampube 

The act of wasing one's hair (on one's noggin), and applying the leftover shampoos to one's pubic hair. May sometimes be carried out for masturbational purpose rather than for hygienic one. Believed to be carried out often by a Jacob, and possibly by a Thomas.
Mum: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom for the last 30minutes!!??
Jacob: What the hell mum, I needed to shampube.
shampube by HAHAboiii November 5, 2009

Shampube 

Verb: to wash or bathe your pubic hair with shampoo.
Tim: Yo, man, I heard that she shampubes. I don't think I'd trust it.

Jon: Hell yea, so do I. I like keeping things fresh. I shampube everytime I shower.

*awkward silence*

Tim: Oh.
Shampube by adamadeus December 21, 2009

Shampubes 

When you wash your hair (with shampoo) and the shampoo has gone down your body and gathered up in your pubic hair. Sometimes you will notice when you have gotten out of the shower, meaning you have to get back in to rinse your pubes.
(from outside the bathroom)
"Why've you turned the shower back on?"

(from inside the bathroom)
"I got out and looked down- turned out I had shampubes."
Shampubes by Ten Inch Stew February 21, 2014

shampube 

the act of shampooing ones pubic hair
Bro 1: dude i totes need to shampube before my big date
Bro 2: TMI bro, TMI
shampube by BigDaveyP July 4, 2014
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