Shampam 

Shampam

1. verb- to jab one's fingers into the stomach of another, and as they are bent over in pain, to hit them down with a blow to the back of the neck with one's elbow. Usually accompanied by the yell of "SHAMPAM!"

2. noun- the pain you are left with after someone has shampammed you, or a metaphorical feeling, as though someone has just shampammed you.

1. "Hey dude, whatsu--"
"SHAMPAM!"*shampam*
"Ow! Christ, man! What'd you shampam me for?"

2."Man, I'm feeling a lot of shampam right now."

Shampam by P,L,L,AMUD July 1, 2011

shamlam doobily 

a black mans penis

Tyrone has a big shamlam doobily

shamlam doobily by ugygguyguyg January 22, 2016

shamhamburger 

Derisive nickname for the inspired and more realistic, new and delicious fake meat hamburgers that are appearing all over the fast-food map.

Oddly I was not giving a rat’s ass what I was in fact eating, as long as it wasn’t meat; but then as I started wondering what the hell it was, I felt a queasy feeling come over me and I couldn’t take another bite of that shamhamburger!

shamhamburger by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

SHAMpagne

Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.

Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!

SHAMpagne by brooskitooski January 1, 2020

shampave 

Shampave (aka veve): a precious friend. The epitome of a swag and yolo mindset

Veves are nonjudgmental mediators, but go off on anyone who dares to provoke close friends and family

They have otherworldly handwriting coveted by others&curly luscious black hair making others seethe in envy

They make great guac because they are vegetarian&care for the dying environment~they also have a endless supply of Chex mix and pita chips for her thieving friends

They have a spam where they post their daily smoothies in summers/hot chocolates in winters. They prefer their hot chocolate marshmallows big, but chopped- they swear it hits different

Veves are known for their elite emoji combinations&beautiful nail designs. They are masters of manifestation&would also like to revamp their closet

They aren’t the type to actively look for a man(only man she has ever considered decent is a Hershey bar) Instead they focus on developing themselves as individuals and becoming the best they can be. When she does simp, she expresses her love through baking (minimalist cakes). She will never settle for a man that treats her like anything less than the queen that SHE IS. He must be kind, funny, and share her values

People who can’t pronounce her name aren’t worth her time and miss out on an amazing individual that will be a constant source of love and support in their life

If you have a Shampave in your life be sure to love&cherish her while you have her- or you’ll regret it for an eternity

Hi Shampave! Have you started drivers Ed yet?
Not at all! In fact, I am now 16 and do not even have my permit!
How nice!

shampave by grassneve December 21, 2020

shambam 

A shambam is the product of dating ambiguity. When a man believes he's in a relationship with a woman, but has not yet consummated said relationship by rounding second base, then a shambam may occur. Typically, a shambam will involve a club night, where the man will accompany the woman to a venue believing they will leave together. But the woman, believing herself to be unattached, hooks up with another guy and spends the night with him. For our unlucky bachelor, a shambam has occurred.

Mark hooked up with Iris? But I thought she was with Jordan? I guess it was just a shambam.

You mean she slept with Dan? But she went out with Adam last night. I guess she really shambammed him.

shambam by A.C. Gonshor August 9, 2007

Shamama 

Arabic. Feminine. A name meaning "beautiful fragrance".

Shamama "Queen Mother" is also the female incarnation of Buddha. As in the Buddhas of Bamiyan.

Shamama is a girl I met.

Her name was Shamama.

Shamama by truthspeaks88 July 30, 2013