SHAMpagne

Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.

Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!

SHAMpagne by brooskitooski January 1, 2020

Shampagne

n. Expensive sparkling wine not produced in the Champagne region of France

"Wow! Who would have thought you could pay $100 for shampagne"

Shampagne by Auto de Fe December 14, 2009

shampagne

shampagne saturday

let’s have a shampagne saturday !

shampagne by shampagne January 17, 2021

Champagne confetti 

To squirt. Female ejaculation.

You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS

Champagne confetti by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

champagne problem 

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.

Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.

champagne problem by sfcityboy November 22, 2011

Champagne Papi 

Drake's username on Instagram. I don't even know why.

Why the actual fuck is drake's Instagram name Champagne Papi. Da fuq?

Champagne Papi by Doglover1324 July 2, 2018

champagne for our real friends 

Here's to champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!
- Old Irish Toast

Here's to champagne for our real friends!

champagne for our real friends by I, Wreckerrr December 17, 2020