samered

a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.

Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!

by kjdhfs April 24, 2011

Sameed

Sameed is someone who would stand up for you in a heartbeat. He is also extremely handsome and very very very HOT. Sameed is also very intelligent and career-oriented. He is the perfect boyfriend, friend, and son. Sameed is the ultimate GOAT ;)

I love Sameed

by Chubby Bunny_17 October 16, 2020

Sameedh

An Indian kid who's obsessed with rock music.

"Yeah, I got a whole bunch of new vinyls, but that kid Sameedh stole them all."

by gonzo101 May 1, 2009

sammered

When a girl get's so drunk she wants to have a lesbian experience.

My girlfriend got sammered last night and made out with my buddy's girlfriend.

by BMC123 February 19, 2014

Sameed

A very smart and handsome boy who smokes a lot of weed.

You’re dumb but you’re also a Sameed.

by Reggie8282 June 8, 2019

Sammered

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.

Dude, I'm so totally sammered.

by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008

Sameed

The hardest guy in brum.I wouldn't beef him EVER and don't think he's quiet because he don't talk.He also has a lot of respect for girls and would never hit a girl he's asian but black from the waist below(he has a big nigga dick)he can also be a dickhead sometimes because he'll get your girl in his dms and fuck her that same day.

"Yes yes sameed"

by Suck your nans left toe June 14, 2017